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This is a little song that I hope teaches you not to touch scary animals!!
Cause some animals don’t like to be touched!!
If you see snakes or gerbils in your yard
A friendly Jaguar or scorpions in your car
A praying mantis in your sandwich
PLEASE DON”T TOUCH THEM THEY MIGHT BITE YOU
If you see a Spider and he wants to play
A Grizzly Bear waving at you from far away
Jellyfish in the ocean, Hippos wearing lederhosen
PLEASE DON”T TOUCH THEM THEY MIGHT BITE YOU!!!
So I was walking down the street when I was just a little boy, and I saw a little kitty cat
And I said to myself “hmm that little kitty cat needs to be petted cause they like that I think”
What I didn’t know is that this kitty didn’t want to be bothered , he looked at me and did that little hissy thing that kitties do, then he wrapped his claws all around my arms and he bit me
Because I touched him!! Because I touched him!!
If you see a Polar Bear up in your tree
A fire ant, or a happy little bumblebee
A Crocodile with a big big smile
PLEASE DON”T TOUCH THEM THEY MIGHT BITE YOU!!
If you see Hyenas when you’re in the store
An English Mastiff, a Portuguese Man o War
Ticks and Fleas, even Baby Centipedes
PLEASE DON”T TOUCH THEM THEY MIGHT BITE YOU!!
If you see a Ferret walking in your house
A Siberian Tiger, or even a Laboratory Mouse
You shouldn’t stay, you should just run away
PLEASE DON”T TOUCH THEM THEY MIGHT BITE YOU!!
If you and your friends are outside trying to play
If you’re riding bikes and there’s a bull shark in your way
A Rabid Peacock or even Mr. Patrick Rock
PLEASE DON’T TOUCH THEM THEY MIGHT BITE YOU!!!
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clay - the word "stop"
01:33
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the word stop
it is the opposite of go
and when your mom says it
its another word for NO
the word stop
it is the opposite of go
the word maybe
its not quite yes
and when your dad says it
better ask him once again
the word stop… well…
It i another word for no
The word sleep
it means just what you think
and when your sister says it
make her say it once again
the word stop
when mom says it- it means no
well it is the word you hear
yeah youre gonna hear this word the most
but keep on pushing it’ll keep them on their toes
they love to hear your voice and see your smiling face
so keep on smiling every time you hear them say
the word stop
it is the opposite of go
and when your mom says it
its another word for NO
the word stop
it is the opposite of go
so, now we're gonna stop
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NINE MONTHS AGO
I WAS JUST DOING THE DISHES
AND MOMMY HAD JUST WENT TO TOWN
SHE PUT HER BAGS DOWN
AND SAID TO ME SOFTLY
HONEY DON’T TURN AROUND
I’VE GOT SOMETHING TO SHOW YOU
SOMETHING REAL SILKY
TO TURN THAT FROWN UPSIDE-DOWN….
SHE DROPPED MY JAMMIES
AND SHOWED ME HER PANTIES
AND STARTED MAKING FUNNY SOUNDS
1,2,3
SHE WAS JUMPING ON ME
4, 5,6 MINUTES PAST
SHE WAS BITING MY LIPS
AND JUMPING LIKE A MONKEY
BUT DADDY CAN NEVER LAST
7 OR 8, OR 9 DAYS LATER
MOMMY SHE PEED ON A STICK
10 MINUTES LATER
WE WERE JUMPING ALL AROUND
UNTIL YOUR MOMMY GOT SICK
HAPPY BIRTHDAY
HAPPY BIRTHDAY
HAPPY BIRTHDAY
THAT’S IT…
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(Food in the cover art is made by myself!)
Japanese Food by Shu Nakamura 2020
(Chorus)
Japanese food - it’ll make you feel good
Came from far east - all you can eat the feast
Bring your appetite, and you’ll be satisfied
All you can eat, all you can eat, all you can eat, you can eat, you can eat, wee!
(Verse)
Nori seaweed, let’s keep it dry and sweet
Rice on my chopsticks, dipping soy sauce rocks
You know that tofu, makes you strong like kung fu
Edamame, while watching movie, I got a plenty for my friends and me
Oishii~! (delicious!)
(Bridge)
Sushi, tempura, miso soup
Ramen, udon, soba noodle
Shrimp teriyaki, gyoza, shumai and eel
Don’t forget your mochi ice-cream!, ha-i!
Itadakimasu~! (bon appetit!)
(Chorus)
Japanese food - it’ll make you feel good
Came from far east - all you can eat the feast
Bring your appetite, and you’ll be satisfied
All you can eat, all you can eat, all you can eat, you can eat, you can eat, wee!
Are you ready?
(Bridge)
Sushi, tempura, miso soup
Ramen, udon, soba noodle
Shrimp teriyaki, gyoza, shumai and eel
Don’t forget your mochi ice-cream!, wee!
Let me hear you sing!
(Chorus)
Japanese food - it’ll make you feel good
Came from far east - all you can eat the feast
Bring your appetite, and you’ll be satisfied
All you can eat, all you can eat, all you can eat, you can eat, you can eat, wee!
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Luke Payne - outer space
01:56
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All across the sky
The stars will align
Tell you stories of
God’s, women, and wine
Taciturn they blaze
For tonight, and always.
Callisto was a girl
Her beauty spun the world
And the God’s, put at odds
She laid to rest a while
Jupiter beguiled
Laying low, then Juno
His wife was unimpressed
Cast her from her rest
To a bear, wand’ring there
Her son became a man
Arcas made a stand
But his bow, and arrow
Never found its mark
Jupiter’s warm heart
Threw them high, to the sky
Callisto is the bear
And her cub is just there
Staying close Arcas goes
All across the sky
The stars will align
Tell you stories of
God’s, women, and wine
Taciturn they blaze
For tonight, and always
Hanging in the sky
There are stars, worlds, moonshines
Floating there in the air
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I called shotgun
Four hundred megaton
Wherever you go
That’s where you’ll find you are
You smell like cheese
I can swear in Portuguese
Wherever you go
That’s where you’ll find you are
I said I know you are but what am I
Tell me the truth
Or I’ll jump right off the roof
Wherever you go
That’s where you’ll find you are
Brave matador
I’m not a baby so you'd better
Give me more
Wherever you go
That’s where you’ll find you are
I said I know you are but what am I
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Don’t let the name fool ya
Those other fish can school ya
Seafood dinner, pick another dish
Don’t cuddle with a cuddle fish
Ooh take my advice, ooh they so nice nice
I’ll beg and plead and wish
Don’t cuddle with a cuddle fish (my advice)
Don’t be tempted it’s not a joke
They suck and squeeze and poke
No snugs, no hug, no kiss
Don’t cuddle with a...
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Underneath The Sea
We are living in a farm house underneath the sea
You and me you and me
We are floating on a cloud underneath the sea
You and me you and me
When I look in your eyes its like a morning breeze
When I look in your eyes it makes me feel so free
We are drinking from the rain drops falling from the leaves
You and me you and me
We are looking at the rainbows high above the trees
You and me you and me
When I look in your eyes its like a morning breeze
When I look in your eyes it makes me feel so free
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v1:
What would it take for you to finally go to sleep?
A car in 15 years? It could even be a jeep
No need to worry, I'll pray your should to keep
What would it take for you to finally go to sleep?
v2:
What would I have to pay for you to close your eyes?
I promise when you open them, there'll be nothing but sunny skies
But you continue to resist, I don't know why I am surprised
What would I have to pay for you to close your eyes?
v3:
What would I need to do for you to take a nap?
How 'bout a vacation, anywhere on the map
I could join you, just crawl up on my lap
Would it be OK if we both just took a nap?
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The sweetest little angel on the day you were born
Said Momma here's a baby that you're bound to love
He sure can dance
And he loves to sing
He's a Colin Colin Colin Colin birthday king
So bake the biggest cake that he's ever seen
Blow up your balloons red and blue and green
Throw a parade
For the birthday boy
And brighten up his day with some birthday toys
We love to celebrate him on his special day
Everybody's got something sweet to say
Even the birds
And the little froggies
Have a Colin Colin Colin Colin song to sing
The sweetest little angel on the day you were born
Said Momma here's a baby that you're bound to love
He sure can dance
And he loves to sing
He's a Colin Colin Colin Colin birthday king
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Intro:
Dorian:
"I want to do episodes. Eighteen episodes!"
"Ah! Oh no! You're gonna chase me!"
Chorus:
Flying Police Car (x8)
Verse 1:
Driving around from town to town
And galaxies unknown
Pursuit of every villain
Wherever they may roam
Traversing every mountain And underneath the caves
No end in sight till we put things right
Or locked inside a cage
Chorus:
Flying Police Car (x8)
Verse 2:
There may be giant dragon tyrants
Or parking a-la-mode
Plots to block the sun and stunt
The vegetative growth
Even if it’s just a race there’s
Still a moral code
No one wins and every end’s
The next episode, of
Chorus:
Flying Police Car (x8)
Solo/characters:
"Ha ha ha! I'm Race Car!"
Green Army Truck
Fred and Sam
and Tickle
Chorus:
Flying Police Car (x8)
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