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Round 29, Week 4

by Monday Morning 3AM Music Club

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This is a little song that I hope teaches you not to touch scary animals!! Cause some animals don’t like to be touched!! If you see snakes or gerbils in your yard A friendly Jaguar or scorpions in your car A praying mantis in your sandwich PLEASE DON”T TOUCH THEM THEY MIGHT BITE YOU If you see a Spider and he wants to play A Grizzly Bear waving at you from far away Jellyfish in the ocean, Hippos wearing lederhosen PLEASE DON”T TOUCH THEM THEY MIGHT BITE YOU!!! So I was walking down the street when I was just a little boy, and I saw a little kitty cat And I said to myself “hmm that little kitty cat needs to be petted cause they like that I think” What I didn’t know is that this kitty didn’t want to be bothered , he looked at me and did that little hissy thing that kitties do, then he wrapped his claws all around my arms and he bit me Because I touched him!! Because I touched him!! If you see a Polar Bear up in your tree A fire ant, or a happy little bumblebee A Crocodile with a big big smile PLEASE DON”T TOUCH THEM THEY MIGHT BITE YOU!! If you see Hyenas when you’re in the store An English Mastiff, a Portuguese Man o War Ticks and Fleas, even Baby Centipedes PLEASE DON”T TOUCH THEM THEY MIGHT BITE YOU!! If you see a Ferret walking in your house A Siberian Tiger, or even a Laboratory Mouse You shouldn’t stay, you should just run away PLEASE DON”T TOUCH THEM THEY MIGHT BITE YOU!! If you and your friends are outside trying to play If you’re riding bikes and there’s a bull shark in your way A Rabid Peacock or even Mr. Patrick Rock PLEASE DON’T TOUCH THEM THEY MIGHT BITE YOU!!!
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the word stop it is the opposite of go and when your mom says it its another word for NO the word stop it is the opposite of go the word maybe its not quite yes and when your dad says it better ask him once again the word stop… well… It i another word for no The word sleep it means just what you think and when your sister says it make her say it once again the word stop when mom says it- it means no well it is the word you hear yeah youre gonna hear this word the most but keep on pushing it’ll keep them on their toes they love to hear your voice and see your smiling face so keep on smiling every time you hear them say the word stop it is the opposite of go and when your mom says it its another word for NO the word stop it is the opposite of go so, now we're gonna stop
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NINE MONTHS AGO I WAS JUST DOING THE DISHES AND MOMMY HAD JUST WENT TO TOWN SHE PUT HER BAGS DOWN AND SAID TO ME SOFTLY HONEY DON’T TURN AROUND I’VE GOT SOMETHING TO SHOW YOU SOMETHING REAL SILKY TO TURN THAT FROWN UPSIDE-DOWN…. SHE DROPPED MY JAMMIES AND SHOWED ME HER PANTIES AND STARTED MAKING FUNNY SOUNDS 1,2,3 SHE WAS JUMPING ON ME 4, 5,6 MINUTES PAST SHE WAS BITING MY LIPS AND JUMPING LIKE A MONKEY BUT DADDY CAN NEVER LAST 7 OR 8, OR 9 DAYS LATER MOMMY SHE PEED ON A STICK 10 MINUTES LATER WE WERE JUMPING ALL AROUND UNTIL YOUR MOMMY GOT SICK HAPPY BIRTHDAY HAPPY BIRTHDAY HAPPY BIRTHDAY THAT’S IT…
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(Food in the cover art is made by myself!) Japanese Food by Shu Nakamura 2020 (Chorus) Japanese food - it’ll make you feel good Came from far east - all you can eat the feast Bring your appetite, and you’ll be satisfied All you can eat, all you can eat, all you can eat, you can eat, you can eat, wee! (Verse) Nori seaweed, let’s keep it dry and sweet Rice on my chopsticks, dipping soy sauce rocks You know that tofu, makes you strong like kung fu Edamame, while watching movie, I got a plenty for my friends and me Oishii~! (delicious!) (Bridge) Sushi, tempura, miso soup Ramen, udon, soba noodle Shrimp teriyaki, gyoza, shumai and eel Don’t forget your mochi ice-cream!, ha-i! Itadakimasu~! (bon appetit!) (Chorus) Japanese food - it’ll make you feel good Came from far east - all you can eat the feast Bring your appetite, and you’ll be satisfied All you can eat, all you can eat, all you can eat, you can eat, you can eat, wee! Are you ready? (Bridge) Sushi, tempura, miso soup Ramen, udon, soba noodle Shrimp teriyaki, gyoza, shumai and eel Don’t forget your mochi ice-cream!, wee! Let me hear you sing! (Chorus) Japanese food - it’ll make you feel good Came from far east - all you can eat the feast Bring your appetite, and you’ll be satisfied All you can eat, all you can eat, all you can eat, you can eat, you can eat, wee!
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All across the sky The stars will align Tell you stories of God’s, women, and wine Taciturn they blaze For tonight, and always. Callisto was a girl Her beauty spun the world And the God’s, put at odds She laid to rest a while Jupiter beguiled Laying low, then Juno His wife was unimpressed Cast her from her rest To a bear, wand’ring there Her son became a man Arcas made a stand But his bow, and arrow Never found its mark Jupiter’s warm heart Threw them high, to the sky Callisto is the bear And her cub is just there Staying close Arcas goes All across the sky The stars will align Tell you stories of God’s, women, and wine Taciturn they blaze For tonight, and always Hanging in the sky There are stars, worlds, moonshines Floating there in the air
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I called shotgun Four hundred megaton Wherever you go That’s where you’ll find you are You smell like cheese I can swear in Portuguese Wherever you go That’s where you’ll find you are I said I know you are but what am I Tell me the truth Or I’ll jump right off the roof Wherever you go That’s where you’ll find you are Brave matador I’m not a baby so you'd better Give me more Wherever you go That’s where you’ll find you are I said I know you are but what am I
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Don’t let the name fool ya Those other fish can school ya Seafood dinner, pick another dish Don’t cuddle with a cuddle fish Ooh take my advice, ooh they so nice nice I’ll beg and plead and wish Don’t cuddle with a cuddle fish (my advice) Don’t be tempted it’s not a joke They suck and squeeze and poke No snugs, no hug, no kiss Don’t cuddle with a...
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Underneath The Sea We are living in a farm house underneath the sea You and me you and me We are floating on a cloud underneath the sea You and me you and me When I look in your eyes its like a morning breeze When I look in your eyes it makes me feel so free We are drinking from the rain drops falling from the leaves You and me you and me We are looking at the rainbows high above the trees You and me you and me When I look in your eyes its like a morning breeze When I look in your eyes it makes me feel so free
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v1: What would it take for you to finally go to sleep? A car in 15 years? It could even be a jeep No need to worry, I'll pray your should to keep What would it take for you to finally go to sleep? v2: What would I have to pay for you to close your eyes? I promise when you open them, there'll be nothing but sunny skies But you continue to resist, I don't know why I am surprised What would I have to pay for you to close your eyes? v3: What would I need to do for you to take a nap? How 'bout a vacation, anywhere on the map I could join you, just crawl up on my lap Would it be OK if we both just took a nap?
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The sweetest little angel on the day you were born Said Momma here's a baby that you're bound to love He sure can dance And he loves to sing He's a Colin Colin Colin Colin birthday king So bake the biggest cake that he's ever seen Blow up your balloons red and blue and green Throw a parade For the birthday boy And brighten up his day with some birthday toys We love to celebrate him on his special day Everybody's got something sweet to say Even the birds And the little froggies Have a Colin Colin Colin Colin song to sing The sweetest little angel on the day you were born Said Momma here's a baby that you're bound to love He sure can dance And he loves to sing He's a Colin Colin Colin Colin birthday king
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Intro: Dorian: "I want to do episodes. Eighteen episodes!" "Ah! Oh no! You're gonna chase me!" Chorus: Flying Police Car (x8) Verse 1: Driving around from town to town And galaxies unknown Pursuit of every villain Wherever they may roam Traversing every mountain And underneath the caves No end in sight till we put things right Or locked inside a cage Chorus: Flying Police Car (x8) Verse 2: There may be giant dragon tyrants Or parking a-la-mode Plots to block the sun and stunt The vegetative growth Even if it’s just a race there’s Still a moral code No one wins and every end’s The next episode, of Chorus: Flying Police Car (x8) Solo/characters: "Ha ha ha! I'm Race Car!" Green Army Truck Fred and Sam and Tickle Chorus: Flying Police Car (x8)

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released October 5, 2020

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