When you used to be mine I bought you flowers when you used to be mine I held the door for you but things they changed you ran away you said that we could still be friends and you'd like it that way Now I met your new man and he sure is pretty his lips look soft his hair is thinning he looks like Jason Statham When I come over to your house I feel he's looking at me strange yeah I've got a sweet ass But its just exit only I'm sorry but tell your boyfriend I'm not gay I swear when you're not around he's looking my way It gets uncomfortable, guess he thinks you're ugly, I do too I'm sorry but tell your boyfriend I'm not gay

Better Listen up its about that time To put the rock down Take em all for a ride 3 seconds on the clock Yeah the game is tied You got the baseline Now take it inside and Slam jump off the ground you twist and turn around Don't even make a sound Hands way up in the air Like they just don't care They're never coming down Heading home at the end of the day Stay in the bike lane don't take the alley way Wanna look left when you turn to the right If you forget to better hang on tight or Slam jump off the ground you twist and turn around Don't even make a sound Hands waving in the air Like they just don't care They're never coming down Standing against it when it's standing against you Don't worry bout the bruise There's nothing you can do Slam jump off the ground you twist and turn around Don't even make a sound Hands way up in the air Like they just don't care never coming down Up late it's the middle of the night You turn the light on heard a noise outside Sneaking through the shadows with a baseball bat then it jumps out but it's only the cat. Slam jump off the ground you twist and turn around Don't even make a sound Hands way up in the air Like they just don't care coming down

Not settling for second best In this roller coaster contest Set my sights on Set my sights on u Red (red) Yellow (yellow) go on green More rounds than a washing machine Locked in Have u thought this through? Don't mean to scare u right? Spoilling for a fight tonight! I'm willing You're shaking First prize is here for the taking Shoot the lights out Shoot the lights out Not stopping til everybody screams tonight Be lucky to get out alive God willing Man u might even survive Careful what u ask for It might come true Round and round and around we go Welcome to the show!

Come Clean All I want to do is come clean I wrote a song when I was home sick Sitting alone in my home Trying to find some honesty but only find myself alone Alone with frustration And my own history So today I don’t sing for you I sing for me and me alone All I want to do is come clean This is a song about a moment Right here right now. I will sing it out loud In hopes that it kills the pain I wrote a song about all my joy And it ain’t about you All I want is to come clean All I want is you and me You and me I built a ship from driftwood Found on the shores of desire Sailed half way around the world Then set that ship on fire. I built a home without a vision Of the weight it would hold When the wind pushed it down it didn’t seem to hold You and me All I want to do is come clean All I want to do is come clean All I want to do is come clean

Sally sells seashells by the seashore every Saturday Peter Piper picks a peck of pickled peppers, never pays Tongue tied and twisted yeah you're doin it wrong Just see if you can sing along Toy Boat, I want my toy boat, toy boat, toy boat Seventy seven benevolent elephants, Avez vous un grande crayon? The big black bug bit the big black bear badly on his butt But the big black bear barely cared he called the big bug buttercup Tongue tied and twisted yeah you're doin it wrong Just see if you can sing along Toy Boat, I want my toy boat, toy boat, toy boat Seventy seven benevolent elephants, Avez vous un grande crayon? Betty Botter had some butter, "But," she said, "this butter's bitter. If I bake this bitter butter, It would make my batter bitter. But a bit of better butter, That'd make a batter better. So she bought a bit of butter – Better than her bitter butter – she baked it in her batter; And the batter wasn't bitter. So its better Betty Botter Bought a bit of better butter.

pick a track, don't double back don't look behind you there's no one else for you to save seven swans in the summer sky all signs and portents transmission coming through in waves star burn star white star fall on me tonight break back break skin break speed of sound again catch a spark don't lose the mark all hounds to heels no oceans swallowed by the grave tick-tock on a broken clock you know the hour no signs of chalk marks for the brave star burn star white star fall on me tonight break back break skin break speed of sound again

That’s How I Feel About You Touchdown pass at the final second Up on their shoulders for a victory parade Nothin’ but net on a full court throw Right at the buzzer and we win the game That’s how you make me feel That’s how I feel about you Standin’ on the podium and takin’ the gold Knock out punch in round ten (That’s how I feel about you) Take the checkered flag with no one in the rear view And no one ever does it again (That’s how I feel about you) Gold belt buckle for a two minute ride Perfect dive, no splash and nothin’ but 10’s That’s how you make me feel That’s how I feel about you Ever since the first day that I saw you You gave me wings so I could fly You always make me want to be better The thought of you inspires me to try That’s how you make me feel That’s how I feel about you Double flip back kick for the game winning goal Cram all night and ace the test (That’s how I feel about you) A hole in one on a long par 5 Find a flower that they said didn’t exist (That’s how I feel about you) Save a princess’ baby in a ten car pile up Interrogate the enemy and learn all the secrets That’s how you make me feel That’s how I feel about you Solo That’s how you make me feel That’s how I feel about you A perfect performance and you’re taking the Oscar Disarm a nuke and save a million or two (That’s how I feel about you) Shoulders to the mat, become the national champion Catch a 50 pound bass and make the world record new (That’s how I feel about you) Become the President and win all the votes Write a song that changes the world That’s how you make me feel That’s how I feel about you Make the world’s largest pizza ever known to man Land a crippled airliner when the pilot’s unconscious (That’s how I feel about you) Save a litter of puppies that fell in a well Create a new medicine that cures a disease (That’s how I feel about you) Big grand slam when the bases are loaded Paint the prettiest picture that the world’s ever seen (That’s how I feel about you) Take a friend’s keys when they drink too much Arrest number one on the most wanted list (That’s how I feel about you) Drop a shipment of food to a starving village Sing the National Anthem at the Special Olympics (That’s how I feel about you) Find the world’s largest diamond in your own backyard Catch a snake that has the neighbor in tears (That’s how I feel about you) Get a starring role in a move with Eastwood Win the world’s biggest lottery 2 weeks in a row (That’s how I feel about you) Bring a calm quiet end to a hot pursuit Be the first to run from the North to the South Pole (That’s how I feel about you)

All the things that seem far away Give your life up for nothin' Gone tomorrow, here today Let me tell you 'bout the things I see Lend an ear for the payback Hear you tell me what you wanna be Lean in, lean in to love Lean in, lean in to love Mend the fence, then you scale the wall Free your mind and then it's starting Close your heart, you begin to fall Give my regards to your hero du jour Talk of the town for an hour Turn your back on what came before Lean in, lean in to love Lean in, lean in to love Your heart is beating faster Don't know what comes after Another small disaster Lean in, lean in to love Lean in, lean in to love