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Let’s Fart
Let’s Fart
Spread my cheeks apart and fart
Let’s burp
Let’s burp
Open up my mouth and burp
Let’s cuss
Let’s cuss
Let all those dirty words out and cuss
Let’s do all three
Let’s do all three
Gross out the kids, Piss of the wife, ruin the party and do all three
Let’s fart again
Cause it feels so good
Let’s fart again
Let’s not pretend it’s the end
Let’s Fart
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Well I got put on probation, by my good ol friend Corky
I'll write a song on probation, cause Corky was a bit grumpy
I followed the loose rules given, but he said that I did it all wrong
Well I've had the blues and feel I'm gonna die, cause Corky didn't like my song
See I've got blues and feel like I wanna cry,cause Corky didn't like my song
Well you say you like my band
and that we have a sound thats fresh
you say you cant quite find the genre to fit us into
But my lyrics seem dark and unclean
and you ask me what all my songs titles mean
and want me to explain everything to you
Kiss my ass and suck my twat
if you don't like the songs I got
I write them for the smarter folks who care
If ya wanna hear some happy tunes
go fuckin listen to some Big Bang Boom
and dance with all the 10 year olds in there
You ask if I know Wagon Wheel
You ask if I know Simple man
you say you're getting married and want to play guitar for your friends to hear
And you got good money on hand
if you can play a few songs with the band
and that you'll tip us well,if you can use my gear
Kiss my ass and suck my twat
if you don't like the songs I got
I'll keep writing my songs, you keep drinking beer
If you want to hear the songs you know
go hear the Plaids play Jenny Jenny at their show
with all the khaki wearing popped collar Wake Forest fucks around here
Your bar is just a doublewide
but you tell me to come inside
You tell me to setup in the corner of your shack
You say "we dont' have much cash for you
But we cooked a mean chicken stew"
Then ya asked me if I know that song by Nickleback
Kiss my ass and suck my twat
if you don't like the songs I got
You love my music but want me to play for free
If my songs are too dark for you
I think Jason and Jerry might be playing tonight too
and they'll play ya happy 8 song medley's in the key of E
Well I won't badmouth Duncan cause I don't know him well
and Clay is 7 foot 18 inches, so I guess I'll say he's swell.
I guess Ill be like Mitchell Snow, and off to Canada is where I'll go
and we'll both write fantastic records and never put them out!
(Spoken word)
Well I met Albus for the first time the other day
he was getting ready to sing some Prince.. Darling Nikki to be exact
and I asked him.. will you hit those high notes? and he said why yes
I didn't believe that shit for a minute, but when he got on that mic
and started belting out those lyrics I swear he sounded like somone put his nuts
in a vice just right, and he hit those ungodly orgasmic screams at the end of that song
like he was getting double fucked by two black studs.
So Kudos Albus Kudos. you probably wont' give me points but kudos
Kiss my ass and suck my twat
if you don't like the songs I got
I probably wont' get any points for them like I said
And I think I've name dropped you all
this Monday morning shits been a ball
but now I've got to go
Gonna go fingerbang my girl, and watch the new walking Dead
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Albus- Just the Tip
02:10
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She wakes up the morning after and knows there's work to do
She opens up her laptop and clicks on yahoo.
She barely let her guard down, it was just a little slip
She needs to know if she can get pregnant from playing just the tip
Just the tip
It was only about an inch
A pickup game of b-ball on a Sunday afternoon
He gets picked by the shirts team and he's over the moon
Cuz if he had to take his shirt off, he knows he'd get ripped
When the fellas finally found out he was playing with just one nip
Just one nip
If they saw it they'd lose their shit
So single nip and just the tip flipped the script and they got hitched
Had a baby boy and they named him Kip and that baby had a wonderful life.....with two nipples of his very own.
They decided ixnay on havin' more kids
A little family unit, mom and dad and just the Kip
Just the Kip
Now a condom prevents a slip
So they can keep it just the Kip
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I was busy strangling puppies
Beating grandma, lynching yuppies
Or whatever else it is you think I do
On my weekends off
I'm not the devil, just an
Ordinary level of those
Knee-jerk, commie bastard
Colbert-sucking pinko types
And I refuse to hear you through
I'll tell you why
Cause you're a douchebag
Nothing in that poor kid's belly
Least you've got your Megyn Kelly
Centerfold to keep you warm
And I'm a white flag
Giving up the ghost so soon
Always showing up at high noon
Just in time to step in slime
Apologies for mujahideen
Drop my shoulder setting screens
Wouldn't know what fair play was
If Bill O'Reilly walked me home
So let's agree to disagree
And learn to use the backspace key
Long before we have this talk again at the
Police precinct
And I refuse to hear you through
I'll tell you why
Cause you're a douchebag
Nothing in that poor kid's belly
Least you've got your Megyn Kelly
Centerfold to keep you warm
And I'm a white flag
Giving up the ghost so soon
Always showing up at high noon
Just in time to step in slime
So I'll go play in traffic
And you can go and f- yourself
And ain't we wiser now we've had this little interchange?
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Can we watch TV? Just one more please?
No turn it off!
Is it school today? You said we could play!
Cmon it’s time to go
They keep building up and building up and STOP!
What is, what is?
Questions keep coming non-stop
Once is, once is
I heard you the first time and once is enuff
I already answered and once is enough
Can we have a treat? Do technology?
First eat your food!
Can I have some help? No I want to do it myself?
I can't read your thoughts!
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