Well hello ma’am, how are ya
Looks like you’re feeling fine
I don’t know if you noticed but
You’ve spilled your glass of wine (on me)
Yes ma’am, I know that artist
But I’ve never heard that tune
Believe me, I’m so sorry
I can’t play that song for you
Well hello sir, good evening
This just might blow your mind
But I can’t talk to you and sing
This song at the same time (crazy, right?)
If you would wait one chorus
I’ll look up what you said
And try to play the random song
That popped into your head
I know a little Elton
A little Billy Joel
A whole lot of Motown
And Old Time Rock and Roll
I’m wearing party glasses
For every song I sing
Why don’t you sit back down, please
And let me do my thing?
(No? Well, I thought I’d ask)
I’m trying to ignore you
But that only makes it worse
You’re showing me your phone screen
With a song you’ve Google searched (here it is)
And when I play it next up
You’re laughing with your friends
No money in my tip jar
You’re not even listening
And hey repeat offender
I guess I’ll never win
I’ve played your last three song requests
Yet here you are again (oh, you’re amazing!)
“Oh, no! I don’t know that one”
I’m guess 3 for 4
Now don’t look so disappointed
Pick your mouth up off the floor
I’m playing every genre
I’m playing old and new
I’m singing in a high voice
And then a low one too
I’m just a one-man band here
And everything is live
I think it’s settled
That-a you will never
Be-a satisfied
My name is not Alexa
I’m made of skin and bone
And if you can’t accept that
You are welcome to go home (just kidding)
I know that I can’t say that
But it’s how I feel inside
I’m sorry, I’m so sorry I can’t
Play that song tonight
So sorry, I’m not sorry, I won’t
Play that song tonight
And I won’t learn it when I go home either
Good night everybody, and 🎹 you!
Perseus has turned away
The Taurus makes no further claim
And here I lie in final pose
and watch you spit upon my shame
I made no call for bloodshed here
Or rallied proxies gather round
I could not see the madness grown
The fetid swamps you chose to drown
Best make sure and plant your flag
The shadow of the hill
Careful where you bury me
For I may not lie still
Did you pause to once consider
As your ran your ledgers down
Somewhere close behind those numbers
Lived the far side of the crown
The fears and flames of common hearts
The minutes hanging on the clocks
The multitudes of yearning hopes
You dashed like shells upon the rocks
Best make sure and plant your flag
The shadow of the hill
Careful where you bury me
For I may not lie still
You raised your pike from ancient score
Long forgot by all or most
And sacrificed you honor’s store
For some restless blood-mad ghost
So settle up your bounty high
as you rob the pauper’s purse
But hear me when I promise right
the beggar wears this Midas curse
Best make sure and plant your flag
The shadow of the hill
Careful where you bury me
For I may not lie still
HIGH TOP CONS
BABY WHEN YOU SEE ME WHEN YOUR PASSING BY
BABY WHEN YOU SEE ME
WHEN YOUR FLYING HIGH
LOOKING AT THE SCENERY
YOUR EYES COULD SEE THAT FAR
UP THERE IN THE MOUNTAINS OF SUNSET PARK
IN YOUR HIGH TOP CONS
IN YOUR HIGH TOP CONS
CAN YOU REMEMBER
YOUR FIRST TWO SEWER SHOT
CAN YOU REMEMBER
WHEN YOU CONNECTED THE DOTS
UNDER THE SKY LOST IN THE STARS
BLACK WAS THE NIGHT
WITH A SUNBURST GUITAR
IN YOUR HIGH TOP CONS
IN YOUR HIGH TOP CONS
RELEASE YOUR MIND…
BABY WHEN YOU SEE ME WHEN YOUR PASSING BY
BABY WHEN YOU SEE ME
WHEN YOUR FLYING HIGH
LOOKING AT THE SCENERY
YOUR EYES COULD SEE THAT FAR
UP THERE IN THE MOUNTAINS OF SUNSET PARK
IN YOUR HIGH TOP CONS
IN YOUR HIGH TOP CONS
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The assignment this week is from Patrick:
"Try to use this challenge to write a song that you will want to play out at a gig, or throw to your band to develop upon.”
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