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Round 36, Week 3

by Monday Morning 3AM Music Club

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I like to think I am doing fine But the writing’s on the wall I try to walk the straightest line But now I’m about to fall I try and try to take my time But I’m early for the ball Now before I change my mind And end up with them all I don’t always drink whisky But when I do it’s 'cause of you I don’t always get it wrong But you tell me when I do I don’t always toe the line And stay sober when I’m blue I don’t always drink whisky But when I do it’s 'cause of you I like to think I have the nerve To tell it straight and true I try to throw a little curve To see you follow through I try and try to preserve The strength to resist you I keep a little in reserve To do just what it do I don’t always drink whisky But when I do it’s 'cause of you I don’t always get it wrong But you tell me when I do I don’t always toe the line And stay sober when I’m blue I don’t always drink whisky But when I do it’s 'cause of you
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If life was flying to a destination If love were a train pulling out the station I'd walk the aisle trying to stay in line Searching for a place I could call all mine And I wouldn't sit in the middle stuck in between I've been before - it’s not all it’s made out to be I would take the window so that I could see the world All the beauty that awaits to be unfurled Or I might take the aisle cause that's where the people are Reminding me that they are not that far As I travel on the journey from beginning to the end I cannot help but try my best to comprehend That the places we choose to be our better selves Are right there with everybody else And love is Waiting on the outside Holding fast, speeding by I could grab it if i tried And love is Found in those near by Lives intertwined, hearts aligned We’re inclined to magnify Our love..... So why do I choose to stay in the middle
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Six years ago the world went kinda shit Mango Mussolini, then that fucking Brexit Shock ruled across the land, nothing went at all to plan Man, in 2016, shit really hit the fan We lost Bowie, we lost Prince, Alan Rickman too The mere memory makes me wince What the hell are we gon’ do, but Dicks out, dicks out for Harambe
 Ain’t no one got to Heaven since Harambe Zika and fake news, we got the post truth era blues ‘Cause some numb nut zookeeper shot poor Harambe So many things went off the rails that year Two weeks in and shit really went into high gear Things steadily got worse, filling Rupert Murdoch’s purse What the fucking is hap’ning, some ancient Mayan curse? Keith Emerson and Cohen Muhammad Ali too Can’t see where this is goin’ But these memes are tried and true, so Dicks out, dicks out for Harambe Ain’t no one got to Heaven since Harambe Zika and fake news, we got the post truth era blues ‘Cause some numb nut zookeeper shot poor Harambe The way things went it is a crying shame Nakatomi plaza will never be the same Heaven got a killer band, Presidents spray tanned Ain’t really surprising, it’s totally on brand They took my man Gene Wilder Carrie Fisher too If 2016 had an ass it’d be spitting out my shoe Dicks out, dicks out for Harambe Ain’t no one got to Heaven since Harambe Zika and fake news, we got the post truth era blues ‘Cause some numb nut zookeeper shot poor Harambe
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I’m not a day drinker as a rule but it’s not everyday I’m made to feel the fool I’m not ashamed to drink this bar bone-dry thought I’d feel much worse to look the devil in the eye I thought I got right underneath your skin now it seems you’ve got that lazy eye again Some kinds of love were built to run too fast Our kind of love was never built to last if there’s a shadow of a doubt I’ll take it back you wore me out change my mind say I’m wrong it was in the cards all along these ten-cent stars could realign you never know so change my mind It was so loud that first night at the bar I bought you drinks, you ran your hands down my guitar To tell the truth, I never would have bet That kind of joy don’t give me nothing but regrets if there’s a shadow of a doubt I’ll take it back you wore me out change my mind say I’m wrong it was in the cards all along these ten-cent stars could realign you never know so change my mind If you ask me now, I guess I shoulda known I’m a busy signal, you’re my dial tone You’re the star, we’re all just cameos Can’t change the wind that changed The way it blows if there’s a shadow of a doubt I’ll take it back you wore me out change my mind say I’m wrong it was in the cards all along these ten-cent stars could realign you never know so change my mind
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Somebody’s getting older, can’t fight the hands of time Not looking over my shoulder, I know it’s all a state of mind Never bought into the glory days, feel better now in my skin Live through the days, let the guitar strings play Fight on until we win, and Wait my turn… Hearts burning strong, what keeps us young!  It’s a spark and a feeling and it’s never believing, our time is done What keeps us young Never chased after the money, maybe I should have tried Not gonna say I did everything right but I know where I stand inside See through the eyes of my people, help them to find the way Challenges, triumphs and all we experience Live every single day! With lessons learned…
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Drunk Uncle I got a drunk uncle who only votes republican Doesn’t care for immigrants especially if they’re Mexican Or for that matter anyone who doesn’t look just like him So in other words he only wants an entire nation Of 300 pound, stupid, rehab dropouts, living off the government By the way, did I say, he hates the government Unless he's cashing a check from them I won't go Anywhere near that asshole Refuse all family holidays No thanksgiving no birthdays I won’t accept his shitty Christmas gift again What will I do without that 15 bucks to Bennigan's I got a drunk uncle, who’s never heard of Instagram So he posts Rambo Trump photos on a Facebook page for MAGA fans Aunt Suzy cries at night, ‘cause he leaves lotion on his night stand Laptop open to a screen of hintai Sarah Palin Hasn’t worked an honest day since 2013 when he got on disability Nobody else but him deserves disability…it’s seriously sprained knee I won't go Anywhere near that asshole Refuse all family holidays No thanksgiving no birthdays I won’t accept his shitty Christmas gift again What will I do without that 10 bucks to Bennigan's How did it get this way He played catch with me in my younger days Fox News on a loop Will make you angry and confused They know exactly what it is they do Thank you Tucker for fucking up families everywhere
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MY CAT IS A MEME MY LIFE IS LIKE A MOVIE SCREEN WHERE I PROJECT ALL MY DREAMS AND I TRY TO MAKE SENSE OF WHAT IT ALL MEANS AND MY CAT IS A MEME SOMETIMES I WANNA SCREAM AT THE BLACK SKY AND THE MURKY SEA AND I TRY TO MAKE SENSE OF WHAT IT MEANS AND MY CAT IS A MEME MY WORLD IS UPSIDE DOWN AGAINST THE GRAIN FAR FROM THE CROWD OVER THE HILL UNDER THE MUSHROOM CLOUD MY CATS A MEME SAY IT LOUD
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LYRICS Lately I’m lost in these thoughts running deep Pondering on during time meant for sleep Wearing my fingernails down to the bone Drinking my coffee too late Leaving my food on the plate Waking up early to listen to birds sing and Hurrying up just to wait Full conversations with no one around Losing my arguments, losing my ground Wearing this cellophane crown on my throne Sitting in darkness all night Acting like I see the light Waking up anxious and wandering thanklessly Someone come tell me I’m right Desperate and diligent, dirty and numb Sharp as a whistle and hard as a drum Wearing my patience out all on my own Been on my bullshit too long Someone come tell me I’m wrong Wasting my sanity, health, and humanity Taking my time til it’s gone, gone, gone
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Grumpy, grumpy x3 Why you got that look on yo face Grumpy, grumpy x3 Why you always acting so stank Always catty, always rude Always acting like it’s cute Got a Squidward attitude And no matter the scene You are always so meme Why you always got a frown Bringing everybody down Need to turn that thang around Cause the fun is on pause When you bring out your claws And it’s stressing me out Been depressing me now You’re a sourpuss You’re a gloomy Gus Go away Debbie Downer You can’t sit with us Cause you always talking trash Like you’re Oscar the Grouch It’s just negative, negative negative When you open your mouth Why you gotta be so critical? Got me all in my feelings Tryna make the whole world miserable? You have gotta be kitten G-R-U-M-P-Y Maybe now you’ll see why When you hit my phone up I don’t ever reply
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Boots Brogans, Timberlands, Vince Camuto, Stetson too Heels, lows, steel toes- some polished, some have their scars These cities, these suburbs, these small towns Drop in unwelcome you'll have found These boots are on the ground Shit kickers, Back country pickers Men of the forest, men of the streets We are many, and plenty, and varied: don't forget it Brogans, Timberlands, thigh-highs, Doc Martens too Heels, lows, steel toes- some polished, some have their scars Shit kickers, Back country pickers Men of the forest, men of the streets We are many, and plenty, and varied: don't forget it...

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This week’s assignment comes from Shane:

"This week's tune should be inspired by (or include a prominent reference to) a favorite internet meme. Include said meme as your song's bandcamp cover photo.”

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released March 21, 2022

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