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P Ferguson - Canadian Streetcar Beatdown

from Round 8, Week 3 by Monday Morning 3AM Music Club

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So this song is based off of a lovely experience I had up in Toronto where we all took the streetcar down to the city. Early on in the trip a drunken man gets on and starts talking smack to Mitchell who was talking with us and tells him "I wish I had a bath tub, so I could dunk your head in it and shut you up... you're yapping like a chihuahua!! " I think that may be the best fight starting line I ever heard..so Mitchell and Hannah got lippy with him and in the end he got kicked off the streetcar. So this is my take on it if we had just been a little bit more gangsta about the whole situation. We are not violent people, but if we were this is how it would go down.

Oh and I feel like I need to give Cream credit for the guitar sample patch I used, as it kinda sounds like "sunshine" even though its not.
Cheers !!

lyrics

We're coming down queen street
riding on the street car 501 from Neville
wanna look my way? wanna start some shit? you better think again!!
we're coming down queen street
riding on the street car 501 from neville
you threaten my crew and i'll kick your ass you fucking homeless man

(spoken word)
Yo I was minding my business the other day and me and my crew
was just riding down to catch a blue jays game, and this mother fucker
hops on and tries to start shit with us. so listen up

Yo drunk old homeless man
whats up, what gives best be running just as fast as you can
I think I'm gonna give you a head start
before you wish planned parenthood
aborted you and sold your parts
I dont'know nothing about you son
But I'm sure that you don't want none
I'll beat your ass down like a gatlin gun
Although I sit wit my lady
I'm still a little bit crazy
I think that you should know that I'm a fucking timebomb

(CHORUS)

you hopped on the bus and stepped on an asian lady's foot you punk
its only noon, and you're slurring words and just a sloppy drunk
now you're starting static and I've had it
its bout to be problematic
and you'll wish you shut your mouth instead of acting erratic
What you say about shoving my head in a bathtub to keep me from talking??
My boots were made for kicking ass your boots were made for walking
If you think you really wanna wanna duel
you better know you're bound to get schooled
I'll cut your dick off and call you Caitlyn Jenner fool!!

(CHORUS)

I don't know what your problem is, but its bout to end
its best you turn the other way, yes this I recommend
well You told me to shut up, called me a yappy pup
I kept my cool but now I think its time I stand up
don't know what else to do, you done pissed off my crew
We'll cap your ass but then we got a ball game to get to
See Im just here on vacation I'll give you education
of how us folk from the Carolinas take out our frustration

(Chorus)

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from Round 8, Week 3, released July 27, 2015

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