Yeah...uh...based on a true story. Happy Monday to me. Ugh. Couldn't sing worth a shit so y'all got this instead.
lyrics
You see yesterday, I had some bad gyoza. It didn’t treat me right. It set my insides a’boil. I was on the toilet all night. Through THE GATES OF DELIRIUM, those wretched shits from Hell, I had an epiphany, that I’m lucky now to tell. You see in Japan the date of expiration isn’t written like the West do, they transpose the month and day, sometime the year too. It seems my January was December, rather than 2022, those fuckers expired last year, and I’m in a world of poo.
Oh no, Dale seems you’re in a world of shit
Fucking should know better, now it’s on the can you sit
Oh good Lord, it’s a RING OF FIRE too
Least with a bidet you are not totally screwed
I had written something else, and it was brilliant, it is true - based on something historical, you know how I like to do. But now we’re left with this, a soliloquy of shoo.
Now please take heed this warning, please learn from my mistake, by all means enjoy your gyoza, but check the expiration date.
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