Name: Tough Shit
Duration: P00H04M17S
Description: Parents will get it. Special shout out to my buddies Brit and Megan, who are currently toilet training Nina. Nina and Evie (her big sister) also make an appearance at the end.

J. Dale Walker - Tough Shit

from Round 35, Week 2 by Monday Morning 3AM Music Club

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Parents will get it. Special shout out to my buddies Brit and Megan, who are currently toilet training Nina. Nina and Evie (her big sister) also make an appearance at the end.

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Tough Shit

There was a time
When she was fun
Her smile, it was a hit
But now my baby’s at that age
Where her independence just won’t quit
And by the by, ain’t nothing for
Her tenacity and grit
Toilet training ain’t for the weak
It’s some mighty messy stanky tough shit

Tough shit in the morning
Tough shit in the afternoon
Tough shit every minute
Teaching young’uns where they can let loose
It’s a hard road to hoe
It’s a chain gang experience
They’re on the can and staring at you
I’d say that this job was for the birds
But them thangs shit everywhere toooooo

Have kids they said
It’ll be a blast
A love like never known
You wanna know what I would love
To not have brown stain on my phone
And on the rug, and on my chair
She dropped a deuce in my trombone
This little shit is testing me
Get out the house or get a diaper on

My lady said
We can’t do that
We gotta see this through
I said “that’s fine, but Imma leave,
Get at me when she learns where to poo.”
I got a look, could kill a man
Just like Elvis when he died on the loo
“I’m sorry baby, I guess I’ll stay
Oh God I think she shat in my shoe”

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from Round 35, Week 2, released December 20, 2021

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