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Emily Stewart - Wanted in Oklahoma

from Round 32, Week 4 by Monday Morning 3AM Music Club

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Caren McBride
Was newly wed and excited
As she walked in the DMV
But when she proclaimed
She’d like to change her name
The clerk said, honey, slow down, let's see...

You been wanted in Oklahoma
Since 1993
For failing to return a VHS
It's a Class 3 Felony

Ms. McBride
Was mystified
Her heart jumped into her throat
Could this crime
Explain all the times
Her employment had been revoked?

She said, I gotta get home
It’s time to mosey on
Let’s wrap it up if we can
If you’re tellin' me
I've got a felony
I reckon I’m on the lam

I been wanted in Oklahoma
Since 1993
For failing to return a VHS
It's a Class 3 Felony

She was in hot water
So she got her a lawyer
‘Fore the Cleveland County jail door slammed
Said it’d be real kind
If you could just rewind
This felony for me please ma’am

I been wanted in Oklahoma
Since 1993
For failin' to return a VHS
It's a Class 3 Felony

I been wanted in Oklahoma
Since 1993
I never thought they'd call the law
At the Movie Gallery

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from Round 32, Week 4, released May 24, 2021
banjo, guitar, vocal - Emily Stewart

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