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Round 2, Week 6

by Monday Morning 3AM Music Club

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Looks like we’re heading for another fight Just one of those crazy Saturday nights this time you went and turned it up to ten Don’t know why you wanna be so mean when a another little boy says hey to me you know i’ve always stuck by you but a girls gotta do what a girls gotta do CHORUS and i hope you like getting your ass kicked it happens all the time you’d think you’d learn your lesson don’t step across that line so don’t come around tomorrow and think every things just fine this good ol girl is leaving you tonight gonna walk on out with my head held high you can talk to the hand while it waves bye-bye I’ll pack your stuff and leave it by the door guys like you are a dime a dozen don’t know a damn thing about down home loving but i want you to know one things for sure i ain’t gonna take this crap no more CHORUS i tried to tell you time and time again tough don’t make a man you don’t understand take a look around what do you see you don’t see me so don’t come calling, crawling saying your sorry yep this is the end CHORUS X2
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Momma's wearing the pants tonight clay howard verse 1: don't sing another song about your truck I think you know we don't give a WOOOO The next word, I think you know it don't rhyme with happy... yeah Don't give another tip of your hat we all know your daddy had a a wallet that was fat that's how you got your name on the map, cause you sure ain't scrappy Chorus: Tired of all these wanna-be rockers walking over here just to muddy the waters a real country boy don't talk about last night we're gonna get back to the gritty with our guitars fiddles and bows who cares about the rock stars cause this little lady is up for the fight Momma's wearing the pants tonight. verse 2: Won't listen to a song about fishing you ain't seen a river in all your years of living 'cept when your tour bus crosses over a bridge Never seen a cowboy from the city especially not one who's worried about being pretty the time has come- not a word, not even a whisper Chorus: Tired of all these wanna-be rockers crossing over here just to muddy the waters a real country boy don't talk about last night we're gonna get back to the gritty with our guitars fiddles and bows who cares about the rock stars cause this little lady is up for the fight Momma's wearing the pants tonight.
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You walked in like you own it Baby, show what you got You think you're so dangerous But you ain't seen the likes of us I do believe Make yourself at home Show's about to begin All my sisters here with me Nowhere that I'd rather be Tonight Well you can look for love in another's kiss But you ain't never gonna see a show like this This ain't no dress rehearsal, it's curtain time It's gonna cost a lot but you can keep that dime We got yr momma in a whirl We got real live girls All your lights in the city Neon stars up above But nothing shines like a Texas girl You can keep your gold, give away your pearls To the next one Well you can look for love in another's kiss But you ain't never gonna see a show like this This ain't no dress rehearsal, it's curtain time It's gonna cost a lot but you can keep that dime We got yr momma in a whirl We got real live girls If you're still feeling lucky You've got work to do I wanna see some real respect Or you're gonna get your feelings wrecked Again Well you can look for love in another's kiss But you ain't never gonna see a show like this This ain't no dress rehearsal, it's curtain time It's gonna cost a lot but you can keep that dime We got yr momma in a whirl We got real live girls
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Me and my girls are going out tonight It wont be pretty We will be, at the start of the night But by the end we'll be shitty Turn it up to 10 Go all out tonight Heads are gonna roll Aching for a fight Love em and I leave em As only I can Think you can keep up? I rock as hard as any man Harder Line em up, we gonna Knock em down Dance the bar naked Fool around, and we run this town It was here for the taking What’s the matter, kid what are you too shy? Turning all the heads Watch the boys go by Hearts will be demolished Like a silly toy Can I buy you a drink pretty boy? I rock as hard as any man Harder Just be a good girl, do what your told I say HELL NO
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Another weekend night gonna get with the girls Aint nothing could be finer in the whole wide world I’m a southern cutie I’m a sweet angel Till I get a little drunk, and raise a little hell When the Bar Room Opens gonna run inside Turn the jukebox up take the bull for a ride If he plays his cards right if he has a little luck Gonna pull him close to me and we might get stuck We’ll be rolling in the back of my pickup truck Drinking whisky on a Sunday wearing high heels on a Monday Need to find me a man as strong as can be Smokes Marlboro Reds and talks dirty to me When he strips down well it’s a sight to see Keeps his Stetson on and makes love to me Well them boots look good, but them jeans look better You need to come over here, cause I’m a go getter If you play your cards right if ya have a little luck You’re gonna get close to me and we might get stuck We’ll be rolling in the back of my pickup truck I’m Drinking whisky on a Sunday, wearing high heels on a Monday Honey I’m wild, and I’m the only girl you need So baby come on home with me, cause I’ve had too much to drink Stay up all night, and make mistakes with me I’ll rock you’re world make a man outta you Ya see a girls gotta do what a girls gotta do Ain’t that right ladies? Well they called last call about an hour ago Now we’re in the parking lot , gonna give him a show Time to get down and dirty time to lay down the law Teasin him a bit with my pushup bra So take me home daddy cause its getting late Gotta be to work early, but that can wait You’ played your cards right and ya had a little luck You’re gonna get close to me and we might get stuck We’ll be rolling in the back of my pickup truck I’m Drinking whisky on a Sunday, wearing high heels on a Monday
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L.Y.L.A.S. (Love You Like A Sister C) If you’re lookin’ for a taste of my Texas tea Better bring the sugar or it ain’t gonna be so sweet Check out my posse it’s wanted D.O.A. Farm raised girls know how to roll in the hay Smokin; this hive ain’t gonna get you no honey CH L.Y.L.A.S. Love you like a Sister C we ain’t like the rest L.Y.L.A.S. Love you like a Sister C it’s what we do best I got some silver spurs I wear with pride Ain’t got no interest in an 8 second ride Raised down in T.E.X.A.S. Better know that Sister C don’t take no mess The bigger the better, The hotter the wetter L.Y.L.A.S. Love you like a Sister C we ain’t like the rest L.Y.L.A.S. Love you like a Sister C it’s what we do best Bridge Candy & Flowers; ain’t gonna get what you need Champaigne & caviar; Don’t do a thing for me I’ve messed with the bull; and he got the horns Don’t need no bushwhacker comin’ at me L.Y.L.A.S. Love you like a Sister C we ain’t like the rest L.Y.L.A.S. Love you like a Sister C it’s what we do best L.Y.L.A.S. Love you like a Sister C we ain’t like the rest L.Y.L.A.S. Love you like a Sister C it’s what we do best
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The liquored up Lothario seems to think I want to dance He got no clue from one two letter word. When he grabbed my arm, I slammed him down, and he stained his pants Don't you worry boys, I got this covered. I left my headlights on again, it happens all the time. I just need a little push to pop the clutch He hooked up cables backwards, and they’ll melt onto the frame. Dude, don't break my car, I got this covered. It seems that your white stallion is an old albino mule I'll tell you if I need your help, now stop breakin' all my tools. (verse solo) If I need a handyman I'll let my fingers do the walkin' just let me get back to my work, you get back to your sweet talkin' I moved my gear 300 miles, don’t grab it from my hands You'll break it and yourself to show you're tough. You tell me it's a man's job, I guess that man had other plans Boy, let me do my job, I got this covered Just let me do my job, I got it covered
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What makes you think I don't know where you been? And who am I to say what's a sin? I'm the one waiting in our bed I'm the one, at least that's what you said You're gonna get it when you get home You might regret it if you're all alone I might play with passion Might strike with precision What you get when you get home… …is your decision I'm not wide-eyed & paralyzed Don't think you got me hypnotized I take care of myself, I know what to do Take care of you, you know that it's true You're gonna get it when you get home You might regret it when you're all alone I might play with passion Might strike with precision What you get when you get home… …is your decision I don't need to be saved Jesus took care of that a long time ago You might want to behave 'cause there's this thing I think you should know You're gonna get it when you get home You might regret it when you're all alone I might play with passion Might strike with precision What you get when you get home… What you get when you get home… What you get when you get home… …is your decision

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The assignment this week, from Jason:
"My neighbor in Nashville manages [an] all-girl country band ... They need songs for their new album. They are kicking ass in their live shows but songwriting is not yet their greatest strength. They are going into the studio in a few weeks and they need songs! Think Texas tough country girls who take no crap ... These three sisters look sweet but do not want to be "good little ladies". They are three bad-ass self-assured women who don't mind kickin' a man in the crotch. This is not a test. This is real. They need songs."

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released June 9, 2014

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