She wakes up the morning after and knows there's work to do
She opens up her laptop and clicks on yahoo.
She barely let her guard down, it was just a little slip
She needs to know if she can get pregnant from playing just the tip
Just the tip
It was only about an inch
A pickup game of b-ball on a Sunday afternoon
He gets picked by the shirts team and he's over the moon
Cuz if he had to take his shirt off, he knows he'd get ripped
When the fellas finally found out he was playing with just one nip
Just one nip
If they saw it they'd lose their shit
So single nip and just the tip flipped the script and they got hitched
Had a baby boy and they named him Kip and that baby had a wonderful life.....with two nipples of his very own.
They decided ixnay on havin' more kids
A little family unit, mom and dad and just the Kip
Just the Kip
Now a condom prevents a slip
So they can keep it just the Kip
credits
from Round 3, Week 8,
released October 20, 2014
All done by Albus
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