We’ve got love and we’ve got loss
We’ve got Jesus on a Cross if you want to believe
We have a freedom to think and a freedom to change
And become who we want to be
As long as you all fall in line and we get what we want
You can buy it all online
Get your purchase in 2 days time
If you decide you don’t like it you can send it back for free
We’ve got mass school shootings to feed our news stations
We’ve got Disneyland, and family vacations
You can do anything you want down here
As Long as we all get what we want

Come One Come all
Take a picture, make a phone call
Tell your friends back home we’re doing alright
Come One Come all
It’s a Freak show It’s a Fuck hole
Welcome my friends to our Mother Earth


There’s different colors to our skin
We’ve got righteous we’ve got sin
There is Racism and Vegans
There is Sara there is Tegan
There’s Real Housewives of Atlanta and Gordon Ramsey cooking shit
We have CNN and Playboy we have Pod casts we got sex toys
As long as there’s money to pay than We’re gonna make it
We’ve got Bangladesh and Taiwan
There is Paris there is Saigon
We have Hair metal stations on the radio for you
There is blame and there is guilt
There is smut and there is filth
We have babies being left in the hot car by their parents
If you can get yourself a good lawyer, then you’ll walk away
If you can hide all the evidence, then you’ll walk away
Even if it is murder

Come One Come all
Take a picture, make a phone call
Tell your friends back home we’re doing alright
Come One Come all
It’s a Freak show It’s a Fuck hole
Welcome my friends to our Mother Earth
Come one Come all
Be a poet join the Cartel
Be a she-male selling sea shells
Be an astronaut if you wanna be a fucking astronaut
Come one Come all
It’s a Cock Tease it’s a Peep Show
Welcome my friends to our mother earth


We got pancakes We got Biscuitville
We got Donuts that are cream filled
We have Cocaine we have web Blogs
We got Hookers, we got Eggnog
We have Crazy men in office
That want to run the world
We have hate crimes in our home towns
We’ve got Hip Hop we’ve got Hoedowns
We’ve got 120 crayons in boxes if you want them
We have televangelists if you don’t want to go to church
We have cuts and we have bruises
We have rock n roll cruses
We have Pac-Man and Laser Rays
We have Jimmy Buffet We have Warren Haynes
We have good days we have bad days
We have good days we have bad days


Come one Come all
Bring a raincoat say your farewells
Text your friend and text your family
Lift some weights become more manly
Come one Come all
Listen to what they all tell ya
Welcome my friends to our mother earth
Come One Come all
Take a picture, make a phone call
Tell your friends back home we’re doing alright
Come One Come all
It’s a Freak show It’s a Fuck hole
Welcome my friends to our Mother Earth