Tyler Millard - Crackers for Christmas

from Round 39, Week 6 by Monday Morning 3AM Music Club

	/

Streaming + Download

Includes unlimited streaming via the free Bandcamp app, plus high-quality download in MP3, FLAC and more.

Purchasable with gift card

$1 USD or more
Buy the Full Digital Album

lyrics

Crackers for Christmas

Can I interest you in a swing set
Can I interest you in a new ball
Maybe you can find some things that
You might like at the Four Seasons Mall

Or wherever the elves have been shopping this year
To help Santa fill up his sack
He wants to fill you with holiday cheer
But all that you’ll ask for is crackers

We’ve been so excited for our first toddler Christmas
But all she’ll let us buy for her is Wheat Thins and Triscuits

Can I interest you in a cheddar
Can I interest you in a gruyere
Maybe you’d like to sample some feta
Maybe you’d like a grape juice to pair

Or whatever a sommelier would recommend
We place at the top of your stack
Of teetering, tottering, seemingly endlessly
Growing assortment of crackers

We’ve been so excited for our first toddler Christmas
But all she’ll let us buy for her are cheese, wine, and Triscuits

Some day we’ll teach you that Christmas is less about
Getting your favorite stuff
Crackers are wonderful, no one denies it
But Christmas is more about love

We’ve been so excited for our first toddler Christmas
Where in exchange for crackers, we get
Tiny toddler kisses

We’ve been so excited for our first toddler Christmas
And all we’d ever ask of her are tiny toddler kisses
And big toddler kisses
Big, juicy, wet toddler kisses

credits

from Round 39, Week 6, released December 19, 2022

license

about

Monday Morning 3AM Music Club Winston Salem, North Carolina

contact / help

Contact Monday Morning 3AM Music Club

Streaming and
Download help

Report this track or account

If you like Crackers for Christmas, you may also like:

Sorry I'm So Sensitive
by Bea Stewart

The second EP from Northern Irish singer-songwriter Bea Stewart runs from gentle folk to pillowy pop ballads, all perfectly executed. Bandcamp New & Notable Apr 15, 2024
go to album
Invitation
by Michele Stodart

Michelle Stodart’s folk music captures hope in melancholy, addressing the transformational aspects of the most challenging times. Bandcamp New & Notable Oct 3, 2023
go to album
Veneer (20th Anniversary Deluxe Edition)
by José González

featured on Bandcamp Radio Aug 29, 2023
go to album
Onliness (songs of solitude & singularity)
by Josienne Clarke

Folk artist Josienne Clarke revisits music from her back catalog, infusing these lonesome songs with a new luminosity and drive. Bandcamp New & Notable Apr 18, 2023
go to album
Once Upon A Time In Montréal
by Murray A. Lightburn

The folk artist explores grief through these smooth and soulful tracks. Bandcamp New & Notable Mar 31, 2023
go to album
About Time
by Adriana Vasques

featured on Bandcamp Radio Dec 6, 2022
go to album
Better By Now
by Brooke Annibale

The indie-pop artist reflects on love and anxiety on her latest album. Bandcamp New & Notable Sep 30, 2022
go to album