Jordan Crosby Lee - Drunk Uncle

from Round 36, Week 3 by Monday Morning 3AM Music Club

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Drunk Uncle

I got a drunk uncle who only votes republican
Doesn’t care for immigrants especially if they’re Mexican
Or for that matter anyone who doesn’t look just like him
So in other words he only wants an entire nation
Of 300 pound, stupid, rehab dropouts, living off the government
By the way, did I say, he hates the government
Unless he's cashing a check from them

I won't go
Anywhere near that asshole
Refuse all family holidays
No thanksgiving no birthdays
I won’t accept his shitty Christmas gift again
What will I do without that 15 bucks to Bennigan's

I got a drunk uncle, who’s never heard of Instagram
So he posts Rambo Trump photos on a Facebook page for MAGA fans
Aunt Suzy cries at night, ‘cause he leaves lotion on his night stand
Laptop open to a screen of hintai Sarah Palin
Hasn’t worked an honest day since 2013 when he got on disability
Nobody else but him deserves disability…it’s seriously sprained knee

I won't go
Anywhere near that asshole
Refuse all family holidays
No thanksgiving no birthdays
I won’t accept his shitty Christmas gift again
What will I do without that 10 bucks to Bennigan's

How did it get this way
He played catch with me in my younger days
Fox News on a loop
Will make you angry and confused
They know exactly what it is they do
Thank you Tucker for fucking up families everywhere

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from Round 36, Week 3, released March 21, 2022

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